oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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