i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
