We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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