I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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