Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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