we have officially lost it.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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