sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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