No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the day after is always just damage control
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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