there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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