Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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