It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I think my fart just growled at me.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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