if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The adults are the big ones right?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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