: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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