After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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