once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Dicks are not precious.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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