I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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