Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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