Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
