I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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