have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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