you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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