He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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