Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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