I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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