it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
