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I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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