I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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