...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
