Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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