he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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