She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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