I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I will pee on everything he values.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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