Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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