But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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