so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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