can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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