There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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