just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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