Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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