he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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