I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
