there was a trapeze. enough said
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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