i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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