I skipped work to stalk him.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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