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It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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