what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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