I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
