I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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