Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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