i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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