I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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