So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
These tits shall not be calmed
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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