ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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