Yo dont text me then not text me
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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