I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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