Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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