Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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