one might say we're banned from that church
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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