I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
